Cats are Sociopaths of the animal kingdom.
There have been thousands of posts on cats and here I am posting my opinion..
Cats are mean! I have seen cats tormenting smaller insects/animals instead of killing them directly. These motherfuckers are the sociopaths of the animal kingdom. The primary traits of a sociopath are complex, territorial, fascinating and majestic. So are cats!
Let me say it this way,
“When you notice a cat in profound meditation
The reason, I tell you, is always same
It’s mind is engaged in rapt contemplation
Of killing its owner and of world domination”
Look at this one! He clearly knows that he and his brethren were worshipped in the past. He’s just waiting for the right time. Someday while you are in slumber, there will be claws from hell coming down on you. Your very existence would be questioned. Accept the feline supremacy or die. Are you prepared for it, pesky cat owner?
As a matter of fact, my hatred for cat owners surpasses my hatred for cats. These bunch of people do not accept the fact that your cat rubbing up against you has nothing to do with his affection for you. Cats have a great sense of smell, so your cat is secreting his scent onto you so no other cats will come near you. When he snuggles his body against yours, all he’s saying is that he owns you. You are his property. His minion. Your relationship is emotionally abusive, and you didn’t even know it.
According to a phenomenon called “postmortem predation,” a cat will eat your dead body one or two days after you die. It doesn’t matter how great of an owner you were. You are now food. Your cat is an impatient, merciless savage.
Domestic cats kill 20.7 billion smaller animals, including mice, chipmunks, voles and 3.7 billion birds. Cats are actually the number one killer of these animals. Cats spend one-third of their day just killing animals, and they don’t even do it because they’re hungry. They do it because they feel like it. They murder just to murder, like the genocidal barbarians that they are.
Cats know they’re good at hunting. Many of you probably find it “cute” when they bring their prey to your house and leave it at your doorstep. But your cat didn’t bring you that dead mouse as a present because he loves you. He brought it because he knows you wouldn’t be able to hunt for it yourself. He’s telling you you’re inadequate at something you didn’t even know you could be inadequate at. Bow down to your master, asshole!
So, yeah, I hate cats and cat owners too! Can’t help it!